The Expedition begins June 18th, 2004. Four nefarious escapees from the Fifth floor ward at Harborview are given license to commandeer a Recreational Vehicle and venture into the Hearland of America. Make sure your doors and windows are locked!

Monday, June 28, 2004

Omaha Matrimony and Jaegerschnitzel

June 24 – 27th, 2004

Omaha, NE

(GK) – A vacation from our vacation. We rolled into Casa de Loeffelbein at reasonable hour and parked the RV for what would be the longest immobility to date. She was itching to leave the driveway once we got on the road again. Daddy Don took all the boys to the golf course for a fabulous round of golf on a perfect day of weather. One highlight of the stop was Happy Hour at the Holiday Lounge. A cozy room and some supple drinks was mere foreplay for the eastern European confines of the Bohemian Café. If you can fry it, they can serve it. Sparkle nearly ate through the table when devouring his dumplings and schnitzel. We met some old friends and proceeded to close the Homy Inn, somewhere hidden in central Omaha. Half of the team had wedding duties to attend to the next night, the other half gorged on BBQ courtesy of Don and Mary Lou. Brunch the next day and then off to the Land of 10,000 Lakes…


(SB) - Thursday was my turn to be the DH. We left Topeka having made an Exxon oil tanker captain look like Wayne Brady making Bryant Gumble look like Malcom X. Translation we had an awesome time seeing old friends and making new ones. A quick shout of hello and thanks to all of you in Lawrence and Topeka. After a night off as the DH. We proceeded with more of the same in Omaha. Visiting local establishments while partaking in merriment in the form of food and beverage along the way. Seriously, If I had a penny for every calorie I brought in, we would already have enough money to buy this RV. Conversely, if I had a penny for every calorie I burned then I’d have to borrow one to chuck it at that Omaha cop that stopped us last night at 12:30am and then called in back up to cite us for malfunctioning reverse lights.
Omaha treated us well. I saw the Barron’s parents for the first time in years ….their hospitality was deluxe (I never realized this but I’m a big fan of “The Shower”). Congrats to the new couple and thanks to them for inviting me to attend the wedding and reception with Sherm and Meg even though they never met me.
Just cruised through Des Moines on our way to the Twin Cities, which like Omaha is another great American city I’ve never been to but look forward to leaving is satisfied.


(BVW) On a dark and lonely highway, east of Omaha…
Actually, it is 4 pm. Leaving the Big O a little homesick. Had a great visit with Ma, Pa, sister, brother and their respective families. The RV crew was a big hit with my family. This visit will certainly live on in family lore for quite some time. Was able to visit hallowed ground (the Bohemian Café) for schnitzel and kraut. The meal was met with the highest praise from SB and GK. If ever in Omaha, one must make this place a stop; though I must say love/hate of this restaurant divides sharply along gender lines.
Played first round of golf in 5 years. Kept score by how many balls I lost (3), I considered it a very successful outing. Had a fine time at wedding reception and Sunday brunch. By the way, if you are ever in Omaha, driving at 1 am on a Saturday night, 3 of Omaha’s finest will be more than happy to pull you over and bring a faulty taillight to your attention.

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